Peddling Fear

Cyclists and cyclists to be, take it from me: Two-wheeled rebellion ain't all it's cracked up to be.



Illustration by Deanna Staffo
www.deannastaffo.com

 

 

 





















 

 

This month marks the re-emergence of what I like to call the Glasgow Tour de France, a group of cyclists who spin down the two-lane, no-shoulder road that leads out of my subdivision. The tour takes up about a lane and a half of the roadway, blocking motorists (especially me) and forcing us to follow behind their snail-paced peloton at about 6 mph.

It’s their little act of defiance, I’ve concluded, blocking the roadway like that, attempting to make that same you-want-a-piece-of-this? statement their burlier counterparts do on their crotch rockets.

I know these so-called bikers see themselves as a kind of Hell’s Angels Lite, rebels, but with jobs and investment portfolios. I sit seething, stuck behind these pencil-thin, clean shaven, financial planners and computer geeks as they pedal along, imagining they have printed T-shirts that say, “If you can read this, my co-invested, significant other fell off.”

I know this about them because I experienced that same spirit of defiant rebellion when I received my first bicycle. It happened like this.

My parents carted me and my new bike to my grandparents’ house, I suppose to let me show off. I don’t know what my grandparents thought about it. My grandmother’s idea of recreational activity was hurling criticisms at my grandfather for anything he did, and his idea of recreation was hiding from my grandmother as much as he could.

I was given strict biking boundaries, a reasonably lengthy rectangle that took me on a path around my grandparents’ neighborhood, which was bordered by the parish courthouse on the south and, on the north, a small gravel road I was prohibited from crossing.

I made several passes on that rectangle, cycling by the courthouse, then along that forbidden gravel road. I was good on that bike, and getting better with each ride. So with each lap, the temptation mounted to defy my parents, to rebel the only way a 10-year-old could: by riding a bike where he’s not supposed to.

My entire moral universe had been reduced to a small rectangle in Chalmette—the courthouse, that symbol of justice and rectitude on one end, and the gravel road, that symbol of freedom from all rules, on the other.

I must tell you that in all the years before or since that moment, my parents had never driven down that gravel road. It wasn’t a shortcut to my grandparents’ house or anything like that. In fact, in all my laps that day, I hadn’t seen one car drive down that stupid gravel road.

And so it was that on that next lap, (my last for awhile, as it turned out), with the courthouse diminishing in size behind me, the sound of the playing cards I had clothes pinned to my spokes winding louder, I took a breath, then rode straight across that gravel road—and directly into the path of my parents car.

It screeched to a halt to avoid hitting me. On my parents’ faces, I saw the same expression I believe was on Elliot Ness’ the first time he saw Capone in handcuffs.

Later, as I would sit on our front porch, serving out my lengthy grounding, I wondered what it was about crossing that damned gravel road that obsessed me that day. There was nothing of more interest on the other side, nothing but Emmett’s Food Store, which was destined to become a whole new prison when I became old enough to cross any street in the parish and was accordingly ordered to Emmett’s two and three times per week for milk, bread and luncheon meat.

I learned one other thing from that one act of rebellion: I apparently have no capacity for getting away with anything at all.

I think I got it from my grandfather.

Reid Champagne walks the straight and narrow in Newark, where he swears at cyclists on his many trips to the supermarket.

 

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Cost: Free with Admission

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Delaware Museum of Natural History
4840 Kennett Pike
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Telephone: 302-658-9111
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Cost: Free with Museum admission

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432 Sharp Rd
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Pages of Time: Mother & Daughter Book & Craft Club Thursday November 3, 2016, 6:00 – 8:00 pm: A Journey to the New World: The Diary of Remember Patience Whipple...

Cost: $25-35

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5105 Kennett Pike
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Cost: $15 - $30

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Thompson Theatre, Roselle Center for the Arts
110 Orchard Rd.
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Gina Sicilia has been wowing audiences across the globe throughout her decade-long career, with no plans of slowing down anytime soon. Considered a true rising star in the blues world, her debut...

Cost: $12 ADV - $15 DOS + FEES

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Terry Anderson's new landscape paintings from the Brandywine Watershed to the Canadian Near North, take on an abstract quality reflecting her interest in the relationships between shape, space and...

Cost: free

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The Station Gallery
3922 Kennett Pike
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Telephone: 302-654-8638
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Uncover the facts, fictions, and fossils of Dinosaur Revolution as you LIVE LARGE in reptilian role-play activities. Undertake three Mesozoic Missions spanning 150 million years and mimic dinosaur...

Cost: Free with Admission

Where:
Delaware Museum of Natural History
4840 Kennett Pike
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Telephone: 302-658-9111
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Uncover the facts, fictions, and fossils of Dinosaur Revolution as you LIVE LARGE in reptilian role-play activities at the Delaware Museum of Natural History's newest special exhibit. Undertake...

Cost: Adults: $9 Children (3-17): $7 Seniors (60+): $8 Under 3: FREE Members: FREE

Where:
Delaware Museum of Natural History
4840 Kennett Pike
Wilmington, DE  19807
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Website »

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Cost: Free with Museum admission

Where:
Delaware Art Museum
2301 Kentmere Parkway
Wilmington, DE  19806
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First Fridays This noon-time lunch series on the first Friday of every month pairs an engaging 30-minute discussion about a work of art with a delicious lunch in the Thronson Café. 

Cost: $12 Members, $14 Non-Members (Café lunch voucher included in price)

Where:
Delaware Art Museum
2301 Kentmere Parkway
Wilmington, DE  19806
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Meeting every Friday, Bayhealth Kent General Hospital, 640 s. State Street, Dover, 7:30 pm., Private Dining Room #3 in the basement. For those who have, or think they may have a gambling problem....

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Bayhealth Kent General Hospital
640 S. State Street
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Dover, DE  19901
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Why should the boys have all the fun? Jeffrey Miller will help close our Inside the Opera Studioseries with an elegant evening that is all about the ladies. Not all sopranos are created...

Cost: $29-$59

Where:
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4 South Poplar St.
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Sponsor: OperaDelaware
Telephone: 302-442-7809
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The Resident Ensemble Players, Delaware’s professional acting company performing at the University of Delaware, presents The Elephant Man by Bernard Pomerance. The moving tale of John Merrick, a...

Cost: $15 - $30

Where:
Thompson Theatre, Roselle Center for the Arts
110 Orchard Rd.
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Sponsor: Resident Ensemble Players
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Cost: $15 ADV - $17 DOS + FEES

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Cost: Free

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First State Heritage Park
121 Martin Luther King, Jr. Blvd N
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Sponsor: First State Heritage Park
Telephone: 302-739-9194
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Cost: free

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Cost: Free

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121 Martin Luther King, Jr. Blvd N
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Cost: Adults: $9 Children (3-17): $7 Seniors (60+): $8 Under 3: FREE Members: FREE

Where:
Delaware Museum of Natural History
4840 Kennett Pike
Wilmington, DE  19807
View map »


Website »

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Uncover the facts, fictions, and fossils of Dinosaur Revolution as you LIVE LARGE in reptilian role-play activities. Undertake three Mesozoic Missions spanning 150 million years and mimic dinosaur...

Cost: Free with Admission

Where:
Delaware Museum of Natural History
4840 Kennett Pike
Newark, DE  19807
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Telephone: 302-658-9111
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Wilmington, DE  19801
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Between 1917 and 1944, the Society of Independent Artists (SIA) hosted annual exhibitions for its members. Famous painters and Sunday painters were able to exhibit their work in enormous open shows...

Cost: Free with Museum admission

Where:
Delaware Art Museum
2301 Kentmere Parkway
Wilmington, DE  19806
View map »


Website »

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During his lifetime W. Heath Robinson (1872–1944) was ranked with Arthur Rackham and Edmund Dulac as one of England’s foremost illustrators. Beginning in the 1890s, Robinson developed a linear...

Cost: Free with Museum admission

Where:
Delaware Art Museum
2301 Kentmere Parkway
Wilmington, DE  19806
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Cost: $30

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Cost: Free with Museum admission

Where:
Delaware Art Museum
2301 Kentmere Parkway
Wilmington, DE  19806
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Website »

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The Resident Ensemble Players, Delaware’s professional acting company performing at the University of Delaware, presents The Elephant Man by Bernard Pomerance. The moving tale of John Merrick, a...

Cost: $15 - $30

Where:
Thompson Theatre, Roselle Center for the Arts
110 Orchard Rd.
Newark, DE  19716
View map »


Sponsor: Resident Ensemble Players
Telephone: (302) 831-2204
Website »

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